$49.99

Golden Token of Pointless Conversation

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Golden Token of Pointless Conversation

$49.99

Golden Token of Pointless Conversation

Unlock the opportunity to chat with Vlad about a subject of your choice for 30 minutes, starting the moment you purchase the token. Please note: the countdown begins immediately upon purchase, regardless of either party’s availability. If you can’t make it for the conversation, well, that’s not my problem. This token is non-refundable and comes with absolutely no guarantees. It’s a "buy at your own risk" kind of deal.

Looking for guarantees? Upgrade to the Diamond Token, which includes a digital certificate and ensures an online chat with Vlad about your chosen topic. Of course, it comes with a significantly higher price tag, reflecting the premium value of this offering.

Still not enough? Go all out with the Unobtanium Token. This exclusive upgrade not only guarantees a chat but concludes with Vlad pleasantly agreeing with your point of view—integrity sold separately. Yes, even the price of a fake agreement is included in this premium package.

Don’t miss this unique opportunity! Whether it’s Golden, Diamond, or Unobtanium, these tokens are available in limited quantities and could be gone before you know it. Secure yours now and embrace the experience—no matter the risk!

Secure your order with a 50% deposit today; the remaining balance will be charged upon completion.
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